Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Cold turkey\'s getting stale, tonight I\'m eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There\'s a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I\'m dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Troubled times, you know i can not lie.
I\'m off the wagon and I\'m hitchin\' a ride.
There\'s a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I\'m dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, I say shite!