The Rocky Horror Picture Show - SWEET TRANSVESTITE

Frank)

How do you do

I see you´ve met my faithful handyman

He´s a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the handyman

Didn´t you freaky

Don´t get strung out by the way I look

Don´t judge a book by it´s cover

I´m not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I´m one hell of a lover



I´m just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania



Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you´re both pretty groovie

Or if you like something visual

That´s not too abysmal

We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie



(Brad)

I´m glad we caught you at home

Ah - could we use your phone

We´re both in a bit of a hurry

We´ll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don´t want to be any worry



(Frank)

You got caught with a flat

Well how about that

Well babies don´t you panic

By the light of the night

It´ll all seem alright

I´ll get you a satanic mechanic

I´m just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania



Why don´tcha stay for the night - night

Or maybe a bite - bite

I could show you my favorite obsession

I´ve been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he´s good for reliving my tension

I´m just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania

I´m just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania



So come up to the lab

And see what´s on the slab

I see you shiver with anticipation

But maybe the rain Is really to blame

So I´ll remove the cause

But not the symtom