Saturday Night Live - Philip, The Hyper-Hypo Kid

HI!
HI!

HI!
HIII!

What's your name?
Grace.
My name is Philip

How come you don't wear a harness?
My mom doesn't believe in it, she thinks its cruel
My mom thinks is very necesary, Im hyperglysemic and hyperactive.
Im a hyper-hypo, that's why I wear a helmet. My mothers a little over protective
Well why dont you try and get out of it?
ok!

I can't right now. I've worn my way through six harnesses.

One time my mom's car ran out of gas, so she gave me a snickers bar and a can of coke,
I towed the car home, seven miles.. when we got home I was tired

We just moved here from Austrailia, its nice here in America
Yes it is

How old are you?
Im six
Im six and a half
Im six and three quarters
Im six and four fifths
Im six and infinity
Im six and infinity... 1

Can I see it?
See that
This is where milk comes for the babys
This is where milk comes for the babys
Right there and there
Give it back to me stupid
Shut up
Stupid
Shut up

Im gonna talk like a robot
Im a robot
Im talking like a robot

I love you, you know
I know, people always tell me that im pretty, everyone always says shes pretty
I hate it
Your conceeded
Your a weirdo
Im over you, your drops
I don't talk to you anymore
I don't think about you when your not here, you know
At least i dont have to wear a harness
that was hurtful and... unecesary
Im sorry
It's ok

Im in a choir in sydney my mother says i have a pretty voice
Wow, your surrounded by alot of possitive support.
What?
nothing.

Im gonna sing a song for you